A farmer walks into a lawyer’s office

A farmer walks into a lawyer’s office.

The lawyer asks, “May I help you?”
The farmer says, “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.”
So the lawyer asks, “Well, do you have any grounds?”
The farmer says, “Yeah, I got about 640 acres.”
So, the lawyer says, “No, you don’t understand, do you have a case?”
The farmer replies, “No, I don’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”
The lawyer says, “No, you don’t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?”
The farmer replies, “Yea, I got a grudge, that’s where I park my John Deere.”
So the lawyer in exasperation says, “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”
The farmer says, “Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.”
The lawyer in desperation asks, “Does your wife beat you up?”
The farmer says, “No sir, we both get up about 4:30.”
Finally, the lawyer says, “Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”
And the farmer says, “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.”